yay!

ok so its been SO LONG since ive done one of these things and i just got an A on my paper, so its time to waste some time!


1. What is your occupation? scholarly authority figure, buster of plagiarizers, crosser outer of the unnecessary preposition
2. What color are your socks right now? socks are for chumps. its flip flop season!
3. What are you listening to right now? moby "the sky is broken"
4. What was the last thing that you ate? oh, embarrassing. those chocolate gramma cookies from the vending machine.
5. Can you drive a stick shift? Nope
6. What color crayon would you be: I think some shade of green
7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Hannah!
9. How old are you today? 23, a noble age
10. Favorite drink? lemonade
11. What is your favorite sport to watch? its my favorite not to watch sports
12. Have you ever dyed your hair? yes, i miss being dark
13. pets? four plants and an air plant, which is kind of like an animal because it doesn't need a pot or dirt...its giving birth right now!
14. Favorite food? probably indian, but i am NOT picky. at all.
15. Last movie you watched? in a theatre, sex and the city. at home, chances are (robert downey jr circa 1989) and the pick-up artist (robert downey jr circa 1991)
16. What do you do to vent anger? Cry. I'm not very angry these days.
17. Favorite Day of the year? uh...july. 10. ??
18. What was your favorite toy as a child? Littlest pet shops and cabbage patches!
19. What is your favorite, fall or spring? Fall. the smell of decay smells like home.
20. Hugs or kisses? i want to bring back cheek kisses between girls and old friends.
21. Cherry or Blueberry? cherry. its not right for food to be blue.
25. Current living arrangements? large apartment strewn with books, socks, and TV dinner boxes
26. When was the last time you cried? i broke my eight month record the other day. i was sad.
27. What is on the floor of your closet? laundry and shoes.
30. Favorite smell? grapefruits or pears or flowers
31. What inspires you? marx, derrida, simone de beauvoir, ecocriticism
32. What are you afraid of? the dark
33. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? spicy hamburger? weird. anyway, i dont eat them.
34. Favorite car? a bicycle
35. Favorite cat breed? ALL OF THEM maybe persians with the flat iron faces
36. Number of keys on your key ring? two, car and house
37. How many years at your current job? almost six months
38. Favorite day of the week? thursday, friday eve (citation: veronica deollos-hudson)!
39. How many states have you lived in? just utah
40. Today's date and time? Tuesday June 10 2008.


heres another one (please, please go about your business...this is just me doing stuff...)


A- Attached or single: attached
B- Best Friend(s): libby and hannah
C- Cake or Pie: CAKE! FROSTING! CAKE OR DEATH?
D- Day of choice: still thursday!
E- Essential Item: geez i guess my phone. wish it was something cooler, but i really wig out wihtout my phone.
F- Favorite Color: green (i only recently have decided this)
G- Gummi Bears or Worms: gross gummies get stuck in your teeth, but if it must be gummies, then peachie rings!
H- Hometown: trailersville
I- Indulgence(s): cookie dough
J- January or July: July! forget my birthday.
K- Kids: i am bursting with fertility
L- Life is Incomplete Without: a context
M- Marriage Date: may 1, a year agon.
N- Number of Siblings: 2, not counting steps, but counting halves
O- Oranges or Apples: oranges! apples get stuck in your teeth
P- Phobias or Fears: bugs and spiders, although it would make sense to keep spiders around to kill the bugs
Q- Quotes: "Everybody knows that reality has a strong liberal bias."
R- Reason To Smile: justin
S- Season: Probably fall, although im trying to learn to appreciate all of them
T- Tag Three: i dont know what that means
U- Unknown Fact About Me: i have a birth mark on my left breast?
V- Vegetarian or Meat Eater: veggie veggies!
W- Worst Habit: procrasti-freakin-nation (case in point)
X- X-Rays or Ultrasounds: ultrasounds? i gotta go w babies beats whatever an x-ray is for, cancer or broken bones or whatnot
Y- Your Favorite Food: still indian..oo or thai
Z- Zodiac: Capricorn, thats right. the fish goat.