why persons with large breasts cannot be friends with persons with small breasts

yes, this post is about breasts.

the problem with people with small breasts is that they always, always think bigger breasts are good. they don't understand the cumbersome nature of large knockers, the extra attention they get you (not the good kind of attention), or the way they make you feel huge no matter what size your waist is.

so today i went to lunch with an old friend, one who has long been whip thin but has recently put on a bit of meat. nothing serious, just a bit. but she was talking about her breasts getting bigger and as she is a bit older than me, got to discussing her 17 yr old niece who is a small pants size but has big breasts. then she starts talking about how this niece and i have both been victims of the cow hormones they put in food now that make your breasts so freakishly big.

it doesn't occur to her that this whole cow association is not a pleasant thing to say to someone.

she then goes on to describe how her breasts, though larger, fit her body better than mine. or her words were that they dont make her look so "booby." now she never would have said this if "booby" weren't a compliment in her thin book. but yet...somehow all i hear is how freakishly big my breasts must be to make me so "booby".

the funny thing is she is a careful, sensitive person who, whenever we talk about our bodies, is always pleasantly supportive and complimentary. she never would have said these things if to her, large breasts weren't a virtue.

but now i feel like a cow.